And finally, I'll be free! For a few weeks. But anyway, I blame my boredom for this. And yeah, I haven't died! Not yet.

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1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
It's not exactly a line, but here goes:
"Tässä tekstiympäristössä ehdoton on tietoisesti valittu arkikielinen ilmaus, kuten myös mainoksen lopun älä stressaa. Juhlavassa ympäristössä ne ovat tyylipoikkeamia." I'll try my best to translate it to English:
"In this text environment absolute is a consciously chosen colloquial expression like don't stress in the end of the advertisement. In a convivial environment they are style anomalies."

2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
My schoolbag.

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
It was a science document about robots.

4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
Umm. 18.15?

5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
Haha, I'm a ninja. It's 18.15.

6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Nothing. Not yet. Just wait until I'll turn on Media Player.

7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was walking from the car to get inside. I just came home.

8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
New messages and deviations.

9.) What are you wearing?
Jeans, turtleneck shirt, blouse and underwear.

10.) Did you dream last night?
Yes, I did. It was the craziest dream I've had in a few years.

11.) When did you last laugh?
In school, probably. We laugh every day. It's actually impossible not to laugh.

12.) What are on the walls you are in?
A small notice board, Final Fantasy Advent Children poster, a giant fan with a dragon on it and few of my drawings.

13.) Seen anything weird lately?
No, if you don't count me and my friends. We're always more or less odd.

14.) What do you think of this quiz?
It's nice.

15.) What was the last film you saw?
I can't really remember. It could have been Ice Age 3.

16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd by myself a nice house somewhere around Lappeenranta. A few games perhaps. Rats would be nice, I've begun to like them. A lot.

17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
I have a chemistry test tomorrow- oh wait, everyone knows that. Well... I'm really addicted to some Pokémon music remixes right now.

18.) If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Do you really need to ask? The greenhouse effect.

20.) George Bush:
Was a president of USA, wasn't he? I don't really know anything about him, I live in Finland.

21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Since I'm not really sure if I want a child at all, I'm not going to answer.

22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
^

23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
No. Not at all. In my opinion, Finland is the best place in the world to live.

24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates?
...don't know. I'm not sure if I believe, so...

25.) Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:

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RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people.
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.


1. How are you feeling today?
Finale
I really hope this will not be my finale... Oh, the irony.

2. Will you get far in life?
Hand in Hand
Maybe out there really is someone for me.

3. How do your friends see you?
Seven Come Eleven
...this make absolutely no sense.

4. Will you get married?
Tea for Two
According to this, I will.

5. What is your best friend's theme song?
Apparition on the Train
Yeah! They always appear to me when I'm on a train. ...not.

6. What is the story of your life?
Disquieting
I'm not that sad, am I? At least not yet.

7. What was high school like?
Catch Me If You Can
I'm still in high school, but... not that I play hard to get.

8. How can you get ahead in life?
Dream Big
Well, I really have been a daydreamer recently. But I'm not sure if it helps me.

9. What is the best thing about your friends?
Night of Fate
... ...I'm not saying anything to this.

10. What is in store for this weekend?
The 13th Dilemma
I don't know if it's 13th, but I sure do have a dilemma with my piano lessons.

11. To describe your grandparents?
A Fight to the Death
I really hope not.

12. How is your life going?
Pokémon Center
Yes! I've always wanted to work with Pokémon! If they only were real, I mean.

13. What song will they play at your funeral?
The Poem for Everyone's Souls
This is a truly beautiful song, I wouldn't mind.

14. How does the world see you?
Are You Ready
It seems to be doubting me. Well, I have always done and will always do my best to prove that I'm capable.

15. Will you have a happy life?
Always Be My Baby
Though this sounds cheesy, I hope I will have someone to say that to.

16. What do your friends really think of you?
A Shot
I knew it, they all hate me..!!1 Or then again, maybe not.

17. Do people secretly lust after you?
My Lullaby
*snort* That sounds creepy.

18. How can I make myself happy?
Desire for All That Is Lost
...that doesn't exactly make me happy.

19. What should you do with your life?
Valentine's Day
I should get good friends. That is a good goal to have, and I think I have already somewhat achieved it.

20. Will you ever have children?
Through The Fire and Flames
Not. Not if I have to withstand that.


21. If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
Bad Seed
...one of those odd answers.

22. What does your mom think of you?
The Patronus Light
*double snort* I hope not.

23. What is your deep dark secret?
Persistant Pokémon
Oh, didn't I ever tell you that I really do have a Pokémon of my own?

24. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
What's Your Name?
Yeah, very funny. Try to kill me by flirting.

25. What's your personality like?
La Gardenia
I do like gardens! They're very soothing.

26. Which song will be played at your wedding?
Burning Battle
Try to get me married and I will fight. At least according to this.

27. If you were to become the Dictator of a small Eastern-European nation, would you be a benevolent Dictator?
Shoot Me Again
Not really, because they would try to kill me.

28. What are your aspirations?
The Matter's Settled
That would be the best situation.

29. What goes through your head when you wake up?
I'm Alive
Well, at least I notice that subconsciously.

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I'll be leaving for Helsinki this weekend where I'll be attending Tsukicon 2009. If any of you will be coming as well, I'd be glad to meet you at some point. I'll cosplay the follows:

Saturday: Shuji Ikutsuki - Persona 3
Sunday: Wallace - Pokémon

Feel free to come to talk to me, I've been told by some people that they haven't had the courage to do so though we had seen before. I'm not that scary, am I?

But see you!

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Suomeks vielä:

Osallistun tänä viikonloppuna Tsukiconiin ja jos joku teistä tulee sinne myös, olis kiva tavata jossain vaiheessa. Cossaan seuraavia:

Lauantai: Shuji Ikutsuki - Persona 3
Sunnuntai: Wallace - Pokémon

Tulkaa ihan vapaasti juttelemaan, ihmiset on sanoneet etteivät oo aikasemmin uskaltaneet. En tietääkseni oo pelottava, vai? En pure.

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...for not being active and drawing. I've been unusually exhausted due to numerous reasons, I've encountered problems that I'm not used to solving. And I'm sure our teachers are trying to kill us regarding the amount of homework they've given us. And those aren't the only things. I'm pretty sure I'm slightly depressed: I've lost weight, going to school feels forced, I can't really get anything done and I mostly feel down. There are happy moments, too, but the thing that makes me feel happy also depresses me more than anything. I don't think I need professional help - at least for now - but this kind of life really wears me out. I know I should forget my feelings towards a certain person but it's just too hard.

Sorry for ranting, but I just had to get that out.

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Dear ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey, outside your office and I saw you knock out the elephant in the corner.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.
I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory.
You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and our friendship is ruined.
Good luck in jail,
IAW


I tag .

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1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Something else - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadien’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Sly
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Scarred
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid
Other - That your driving sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your legs
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Other – I'm scratching my ass as you read this

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change
England - Good luck in jail
Spain - Go drown yourself
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
France – With tears of sadness

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Pick a friend, any friend, and choose the correct answer, and fill it in the blanks in the message at the bottom. Tag them. See what they say. It's funny!
Dear (_friend_),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (_1_). I think I realized it (_2_), (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_).
I'm sure you're (_6_) enough to understand (_7_).
I'm returning (_8_) to you, but I'll keep (_9_) as a memory.
You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_).
(_12_),
(Your name)